Dearest Citizen of the United States of America,

Your couer is in the wrong place if you decide to enter the realm of politics to defend (your) religion. There are two places for worship of a divine entity; your home and your place of religious gathering. 

Places which should be forbidden to discuss religion (other than affirming every citizen being entitled to their own belief) include, but are not limited to:

-The White House

- Capitol Hill

- Supreme Court (besides the instances where the justices speak for my comrades and myself; defending the right to freedom of religion)

- Public Schools (apart from history class where the children learn that this great nation was inhabited by their immigrant ancestors due to their quest for religious freedom.)

Separation of church and state did not mean the physical buildings had to be a certain distance away from each other, and who added in God we Trust to our currency?! 

Being a Christian man myself, I was very well known for pleasuring the ladies, and well, some might have considered abortion as the answer. It even looks like some of your religious political leaders now a day have some skeletons in their closets. 

B. Franklin

The best thing about growing up in a trailer park? Every time you left, the world was a magnificent place.